FIG. 01 / ATX
[ TOP OF THE BOARD ]
ATX
Rumored to be operating on a one-figure budget. A month without a hit, but somehow found time to start e-dating a girl that's ugly. Then he net-tapped on Stake and lost the lot. Priorities: questionable. Taste: even worse.
[ TIME MANAGEMENT DIVISION ]
MPMM/NZ
Says school takes 20 hours a day and there’s no free time. Somehow Fortnite still gets a full shift. The hit counter has been quiet for a month.
FIG. 02 / MPMM/NZ
FIG. 03 / SWAY
[ SIMULATOR DIVISION ]
SWAY
Bubble Gum Simulator Infinity’s most committed kid. Weeks without a hit, yet somehow the next net gamble is always “the one.” The plot remains unchanged.
[ BUBBLE GUM DEPARTMENT ]
BINGUS
Fully booked with Bubble Gum Simulator Infinity and apparently going to a special class. Ask for a budget breakdown and the answer is probably more bubbles. Between the special class and the in-game grind, the schedule is packed.
FIG. 04 / BINGUS
FIG. 05 / ETHAN
[ PEANUT DIVISION / BULGARIA ]
ETHAN
Ethan from Bulgaria hasn’t hit in four months. Too busy eating peanuts and insisting his Void Star net is about to change everything. Any day now.